Gallery Response Sheet
Universal Artist Statement
Artnudzz- the Emperor Has No Clothes is a monthly on-line art and entertainment magazine published by the Bohica Publishing Group. Copyright 1998
The articles and advertisements expressed herein are that solely of our contributors. (of course if we thought they were completely full of crap we wouldn't print them )
The artwork and artists are real ,as is our directory. You may contact the artist directly or email email@example.com with any questions about them or our publication.
Sales of artwork are conducted directly with artist or their representative and Artnudzz has nothing to do with that bullshit because the artist are by enlarge are dirty sluts who have sold out to the military industrial complex. However ,we cant really blame them and before buying a flipping poster or some other useless chotsky” you should collect “their ‘work deep (buy as many pieces as possible) so they can feed their crack hab... I mean children and so they can get money to make new stuff.
will accept rubmissions (Nudzzspeak for
submissions) for articles, reviews, show
announcements, advertisements (if legitimate)
,letters to the headitor. All materials
submitted must be no more than two pages in
length, images no more than 315 pixels in
height (jpeg only)
All articles published are done so at the discretion of Artnudzz. If you see your stuff published we liked it. If not ...get over it . We will not contact you unless we want to but include your email address so we can.
All materials rubmitted to Artnudzz will be the physical and intellectual property of the rubmittee however we acknowledge (we'd like you too) the fact that you since you sent it to us to be considered for publication we have your permission to do so, so... If we do, ()publish it that is) we don't expect any crap from you about it later. Oh yeah, by the way, you did it for free. You get no money, no clams, no free T shirt. (well, not yet anyway)
Send RUBMISSIONS to firstname.lastname@example.org. Please include Email Address and location. We were just kidding we will let you know (most of the time) that we got your stuff.
Bohica Publishing Group - Publisher
Ogelthorpe Brown- Editor in Chief
Alika Brown -Nice Ass. Editor
Fredrico Babal - Editor whose Large
Anthony Pigmypolis -art director/technical director
Akila Pigmypollis -Account rep